Click here for a nice peaceful look at the English countryside (Quicktime Video 3.3MB).
Turn up the sound, and enjoy!
DRUNK TEST
Focus on the dot in the middle, move your head back and fore. If the outer circles rotate get down the Tavern quick and get drinking.
1) A man walks into a butchers and says "I'd like to buy a wasp please". The butcher looks at him and says "Ermm...I'm sorry we don't sell wasps". The man replies "Well you've got one in the window.." (Supplied by G.W.)
2) A man went to the doctor and said "there's a strawberry up my bum". The doctor said - "I've got some cream for that." (Supplied by me.)